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RADICAL KARAOKE

by LAZER VIKING

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1.
I wanna watch some Carpenter with you And eat a pizza during the movie too I wanna see you sweat and hear you fart And treasure each and every fart very close to my heart Or maybe we should watch some Romero Learn from the zombies how to take it slow While we chainsmoke through packs of cigarettes And never once mention the fact that our lives are a mess Some girls like flowers Some like evil dead But a real keeper Is the girl who’s always down for a nap Maybe I’ll just rip off your clothes instead And we’ll get dirty on my twin size mattress Got time I checked the sun is not up yet And then you promised me some eggs for breakfast
2.
I don’t know you Though I thought that I did before And I don’t like you No I don’t like you anymore So please stop calling Trying to get me on the phone Cuz I don’t want you And frankly I think you’re a bore Sure there were times When we were having so much fun Those all turned sour How long did you think this would go on Like that one time When we made love on the kitchen floor But that’s just the past Cuz I don’t want you anymore Cuz you don’t deserve to be happy You don’t deserve to be happy You don’t deserve to be happy You don’t deserve to be happy No I don’t know you You’re not the same you were before And I like the new you Everything about it and so much more So please call me back I’m dying here by the telephone And I know where you live In fact I’m waiting at your door Cuz I can’t believe How I could leave you all alone The tears you cried Came to pick them up off the floor So baby let me in It’s raining and I’m freezing cold Oh yeah and I’m sorry Must’ve been drunk when I called you a whore Cuz you deserve to be happy You deserve to be happy You deserve to be happy You deserve to be happy And so they made up Had steaming sex on the kitchen floor But now she’s all sad Seems he’s much worse than he’d been before And he don’t even care Already one foot out the door Cuz maybe they just don’t know how to be happy Don’t know how to be happy Don’t know how to be happy Don’t know how to be happy Don’t know how to be happy Don’t know how to be happy Don’t know how to be happy Don’t know how to be happy Don’t know how to be happy
3.
Darling I’m broken I’m hurting real bad The reason I’m calling Is I’m dying inside And to let you know How I love you so Although I know That I’m ugly Baby don’t hang up Yes I know it’s been too long And I know that you think Everything I do is so wrong But one day I’ll prove That my love was true One day I’ll bring home The title Pumpkin I know that They say I’m a freak But under these muscles and mask Hides a heart so frail oh so weak They can pull out my hair Hit me with a chair But nothing can tame This feeling Don’t say it’s over I’ll call collect later Got unfinished business With The Undertaker Just know that it’s true That I’m black and blue For nobody else But you
4.
Sat down in a box on the side of the road A sign next to me saying going for broke Praying for you to come pull me out of the gutter Keep me safe and sound tangled tight into each other Found an abandoned coat sewn together with lies The pockets were empty but are soon to be filled With the light from your eyes The tattoo on my chest spells out your name above my heart A laughable promise that we’d never part While the tips of my shoes always point at the door And you wonder if I’d slept with my back to you before What once felt this close to paradise Now only ricochets of walls of these sleepless nights Leave me in a box on the side of the street A sign next to me saying let it bleed Pray for rain to come wash me into the gutter I’ll keep warm just thinking about your future lovers Got my best suit on stitched with denial The lapels lined with your longing cries For buttons botched goodbyes The scar over my heart proves I’m a taker not a giver What would you expect from a man of waning vigor Go ahead and try to call me up on the phone There’ll be no answer cuz nobody’s at home The machine clicks like a pull of a trigger A broken record skips Out surfing down a river of piss and vinegar I’ve got my favorite board made of ruined lives And the waves are as salty as the tears in your eyes
5.
Why do you worry about dying When somewhere out there there’s a pizza getting cold Why do you worry about the future When come what may it’s gonna happen anyway Why do you always call me crying Think you’re the only one too young to be getting old Ending up stranded and all alone When you’re so sure why do you worry Why do you worry at all
6.
Well let me tell you about a place I know Right in the heart of Chicago My favorite public access TV show You bet I’m talking about Chic-a-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go All right I’m gonna get on board a big white plane Fly across the ocean to the US of A I’m not wasting one more goddamn day If it’s the last gig that I’m gonna play I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go All right I wanna dance with them crazy kids Lip-sync like mad to my greatest of hits Then eat a slice of deep dish pizza pie I won’t stop trying until the day i die I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go Meet Miss Mia and get to talk with Ratso I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go All right I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go-Go I wanna be on Chic-a-Go-Go
7.
The other night they were playing our song Hadn’t heard it in oh so long And I tried hard just to soften you Grown tired of trying to change for you Though time to time I wind up laying here at night Thinking about the other guy holding you tight Sure people change but some never do They gain a piece but they lose one too No matter what he ever do for you He can never love you like I used to And if I’d leave her and you’d leave him Would we ever get it back again

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RECORDED @ RADIOTRON STUDIO / PRODUCED & MIXED BY MARTIN PRIKRYL / MASTERED BY DAN VACLAVEK / COVER BY TOMAS NOSEK & NONA CATUSANU / 4APX / REVISED IN 2020

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released October 24, 2015

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LAZER VIKING Prague, Czech Republic

Prague's infamous rock'n'roll enfant terrible turned synth-pop overlord

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